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I RAN A HALF-MARATHON!

As I drove down to Savannah, one of my biggest fears was realizing that I hadn’t kept up with this blog and that I would come home with a big fat DNF to report on my first post back. I don’t know why it bothered me more than the impending pain, the disappointed look from my mother (who ran it with me), my aunt (who also ran it with me) making fun of me for the rest of the weekend, the idea of telling my boyfriend (who has come to expect me to stop following through with my hare brained schemes… because I rarely do), or making the walk of shame out of the race in onto a side street curb to cry my eyes out… Nope! I was fixated on the thought of writing about how big of a loser I was. 

BUT I WASN’T A LOSER! 

*Does victory run Muhammad Ali style!*

I FINISSHHHEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

This is kind of a big deal for me. I know people say it’s a big deal anyways but I’m kind of a pro at saying I’m going to do things and then never following through. (See first post.) It’s a huge problem and it’s one of the major sources of discontent in my life. I just lack the motivation to get up and do something about it! It’s awful! This whole half-marathon thing is not really an exception either. I tried really hard to train. I was doing so good up until early October too! I was running on Tuesdays and Thursdays and cross training on Mondays and Wednesdays and even though that’s not exactly the ideal work out schedule for a week it was more than I had ever done and I was seeing a major difference. People were telling me that I looked great, that I looked healthy, that they were proud of me for getting in the gym and making an effort… It was awesome and I LOVED it.

Then life got in the way in the form of school, work, and a major move of house… a “fixer upper” house which dominated my non-school or work hours. 

I stopped running. I stopped going to pilates, yoga, and barre classes. I stopped doing active things in general. I wasn’t even eating well because the new house had no oven, fridge, microwave… anything! So we were eating fast food or restaurant food every single night. I gained all my weight back within two weeks. I SHOULD have made time, but the time I had available during the day was crash time. I was in bed by 9 most night because I was just exhausted… exhausted and miserable. 

“There’s no way I can finish now,” I told myself. 

People who knew I was signed up for a half started telling me that I should start thinking about selling my number because I was probably going to do more damage to myself than was worth it. I googled the crap out of search tags like “How to run a half marathon with no training.” None of those google searches yielded anything positive. Most people’s definition of not training were something along the lines of “I’ve only ever been able to run 8 miles.” I hadn’t even WALKED 8 miles in one go at that point. I was calling mom all the time and saying things like “will you be mad if I don’t finish?” or “what happens if we can’t finish in 4 hours?” or “You know it’s ok if you and Aunt Robin want to leave me behind…” She always answered with “It will be okay!” But her voice indicated that she was worried and maybe a little disappointed that I hadn’t taken this seriously. 

I finally decided that I just needed to go ahead and at least try because f*ck it, why not? I had already paid and my aunt was flying down from Michigan. Both she and my mom had only signed up to do this with me because I had asked them to. They had both ran a half-marathon three weeks before and were still in recovery mode but they were both still willing and ready. If nothing else I would spend a weekend with my family and that was reason enough to make the 5 hour drive down to Savannah. 

I arrived just in time for us to meet up with my mom and my aunt and take the ferry over to the Expo. Like every race-packet-pick-up-location I’ve ever done, it was a mad house. After getting all of our swag we wandered around and got some free stuff and had a good time. We went out to eat after that even though I was A. genuinely exhausted and B. freaking out that I wasn’t going to get in bed early enough for our 4 am wake up call. 

I didn’t get enough sleep. None of us did. The parking garage pass stated that it would close at 5:30 whether we were parked or not and “not to cut it close.” We got there right around 5 and we brought pillows and blankets to try to sleep a little more in the car. I did. Mom and Auntie talked the whole time and ate bananas. lol. 

With a start time of 7:00 for the first corral we had plenty of time to wander down to the end of Bay Street. We were supposed to be in the 19th corral. We ended up wandering up to the 17th because we were cold and ready to get started! My aunt actually fell right before we started walking with the group to the start line. She fell HARD too. She ended up cutting her knee and one of her hands pretty good. It wasn’t the best start to her day. 😦

Mom said we had to run to the bridge when we crossed the starting line. The bridge was maybe a half mile away but once we started running it seemed like it was 10 miles away. When we finally slowed down to a walk I gave my mom a look of “there’s no way.” She laughed and said we’d take it as slow as I needed to but that we needed to try to run as much as we could for the first 3 miles. “Those are the hardest!” 

They weren’t the hardest but they were among the longest. It seemed like it took an hour to get to the first mile marker when it really only took about 14 minutes. We passed so many walkers in the first mile that I started to feel a lot more comfortable. I’m not the only slow poke! Hooray! 

We spent the race doing a sort of walk/jog with much more walking than jogging. We averaged a 14.28 minute mile. Considering I could barely maintain an 18 minute mile for a whole mile when I first starting trying to train… this is a pretty big improvement even if it’s a snails pace for most runners. 

Overall, I was sore. I started hurting really bad around mile 9. My hips and back were dying to stop moving and it felt like a blister was forming on one of my feet. (The blister ended up being a wood chip that had gotten into my shoe… ouch.) But when you’re in the midst of things it’s so hard to focus on the pain. Really and truly, I didn’t expect distraction and positive encouragement from my family and other runners to make as big of a difference as it did. We talked with other slow pokes and high-fived spectators. Mom got me on the kick of yelling good morning and thank you to the spectators because they really do help keep you going when you want to quit. One time I stopped to catch my breath and a man sitting on the sidewalk yelled “Hey long legs! Keep on truckin! You can do it!” and it genuinely felt like it took less time to regain my breath (I’m asthmatic btw) than it had been taking earlier on. People will tell you their stories along the way too if you stick with them. We met an awesome lady who was easily in her early 70s who overheard me and my aunt say that we didn’t think we could even walk a marathon if we tried. She hobbled up and said “Girls, I walked my first marathon in less than 6 hours when I turned 60 and I’ve done 3 more since! Never say never!” We ended up sticking with her to heard about her journey and it was awesome. 

I think it was about mile 9 when I started getting anxious for mile markers and water stations. I knew I was hurting and I was worried about our time. (I wasnt worrying about our time until I realized we had the potential to beat 3 hours… when I realized it was 100% doable I really wanted to focus on getting the shortest time possible.) I got a few resurgences in strength during the last three miles but by the time we hit 13 I was sent. People who had their medals and were walking back to their cars were shouting “one more turn and you’re done!” and “FINISH STRONG!” “Finish strong” were actually the only words I heard during our final jog to the finish line. Everyone was shouting it like there wasn’t anything else that could be said at that point in the race. Well I tried to finish long but it was the hardest .1 mile stretch I’ve ever tried to jog. My body was telling me it was done and that I needed to stop but my brain was telling my body to stfu. 

My mom had us all hold hands when we crossed the finish line. I didn’t even complain about it being super cliche. I did it and it felt great.

We finished in 3:09:28. 

I’m so proud of that time even though it’s a joke to so many people who do this all the time. People were finishing their marathons at the same time we were finishing our half and they looked like they could do another one. I looked like death. 

I perked right back up when I saw all the post-race refreshments and saw the free beer tent though! We sat and ate our snacks and drank our free beers and, although I felt sore, I no longer felt tired. I felt like I was ready to walk around all of downtown and show off my medal. 

We walked down to Broughton St. to have another beer at World of Beer. Savannah was teeming with medal bedazzled men and women who were all constantly spouting off “congratulations!” and “you did it!” My favorite post race conversation was with one man who was trying to break the world record for most official marathons run in one year. Follow him on fabo at marathonmanworld… he’s a cool dude. I hope he meets his goal!

After our beer we decided it was nap time and we hobbled back to the car and made our way home. None of us ever got a nap in the end because dad offered to buy me new glasses (I’d stepped on mine that morning in the dark while I was trying to get dressed) and you can’t turn an offer like that down when you’re a poor college kid like me. We went straight to a huge japanese dinner and feasted like kings with our medals on. I slept so good that night. 🙂

The next day I maybe ate 10 motrin extra strengths because I was HURTING. Bad. Everything was sore. Everything. But it was a good sore. I kept pulling out my medal and telling myself I would have done it all over again. I resolved to do another one in 2014. Maybe even 2! 

If I can make it in 3:09 without training I can’t even image what I’m capable of if I actually run every once in a while. I don’t know if I’ll be any more successful in my training goals than I was this past time but I have one thing on my side: experience. 

I know how it feels to go 13.1 miles in under 4 hours and I know how fun the whole atmosphere can be. I know that it’s okay to be slow and it’s okay to be scared because there are so many other people there with you that are in the exact same boat. I also know that I, the most lazy person ever, can set a goal and finish… even if it’s not with all the pomp and circumstance I had wanted in the beginning. I know that I, Sara Lynn Wright, can finish a half marathon and have a great time doing it. That knowledge alone makes my future venture into the world of running seem a lot brighter than it did a week ago. 🙂

Lesson learned: I can do anything. 

Trump Card! Dragon*Con

I WENT TO DRAGON*CON! YAYYYYYY!!!!!

I know… I know… I could have gotten up early each day and ran before I put on my costumes and made the trek down to the ATL but I didn’t. EPIC fail. However… Dragon*con was an epic win! Also I think the extraordinary amount of walking maybe compensated for at least one missed day of exercise. 

Highlights!

-Sylvester McCoy playing the spoons. 

-Seeing most of the Futurama voice acting cast.

-Being 3 feet away from Malcolm McDowell and locking eyes for at least 4-5 seconds. 

-Seeing Paul & Storm and Molly Lewis again… they make me giggle. 🙂

-Timey Wimey Puppet Show… epic. EPPPIICCC!

-The all male Disney Princess costume group. Angry Tinker Bell was a personal fave.

-Watching my sweet Dragon*con virgin (Clifton) stand on the main floor of the Marriott on the very first day in a state of awe. 

-When Cliff turned to me and said “What costume can I throw together really quickly so I can be something tomorrow?” My heart grew three sizes larger that day. 

-The CATS! They were my all time favorite group of the week and one in particular became my friend (in my mind…). They looked exactly like the actual cast from the musical and they were all in character… rolling on the floor, cuddling with each other, scampering about the floor, pawing, meowing… Omgoodness they were too perfect for words.  I could have watched them all day. 

-The 9 year old dressed as the Riddler. I didn’t get a picture of him because he was always too far away and even if he had been close I would have felt awkward approaching his parents and saying… let me take a picture of your child in spandex! *Awkward smile*

Lowlights…

-Cookie Monster with a 12 inch silver, sparkly penis. Why? Really… WHY!? 

-When we were trying to find the Consuite where they give you free food and literally no one working the information tables had any clue what we were talking about. We asked in the hotel that it was actually in and they had NOOOO clue what we were talking about. I was hungry and grouchy and tired and I raged. 

-As always… the slutty girls who turn things like chubacca or my little pony into an excuse to wear a bra and a thong  like it’s totally adorable… and then get mad when men want to take their picture. Oh how I hate you. HAAAATTEEE!!!

-The non-con-goers who heckle the actual congoers or who come to maliciously take pictures and make rude comments and other not so friendly things. I know we all looked silly and yes… we have an extreme interest in things that most people don’t think are THAT important but we came to a con to be with like minded people who love what we love and EVERYONE is accepted there… even if you’re a trashy attention seeking hoe. That’s the point of a con. You can be yourself and no one will give you hell for it. It’s one weekend of pure, unadulterated play time for adults and some of their kids. Don’t ruin it by being an ass. You took time out of your day to drive down from wherever you lived specifically to make fun of people… to me that’s even more ludicrous than a 500lb man dressed as a jedi on an electric scooter spending $65 to look at slutty chubacca titties. 

Other than those things I love it. Dragon*con is a wonderful event attended by so many awesome people. The celebrities that come are always cool as hell and so willing to talk with anyone. The people you meet in line are always willing to include you in the game they brought to pass the time or share their snacks with you or just talk about literally anything. The costumers are always incredible… I would spend the money just to people watch! The panels are awesome… the variety is incredible. People are just friendly, happy and everyone is having a great time 24-7. There aren’t too many events that are like that. 

I had a great time. I will probably go for at least one day every year. (The 3 days we went this year were pretty tough on me! lol) 

But now it’s over and I’m already trying to gear up for gym time this afternoon! WOOHOO!

Wedding Calves

So I’m home and I’m in one piece. I spent a whole lot of time sleeping this weekend. Friday night I genuinely felt sick. Sick. As. A. Dog. So I opted to go to bed early while the girls went to the bride-to-be’s room and hung out. I didn’t regret that decision because I felt so much better the next morning. Saturday night my boyfriend and I rode with the bride, groom, officiant, and best man back to our condos where we did a quick champagne toast and ran upstairs to our room to get ready for the after party. (This was 8PM) Once there, our friends and weekend roommates were settling down for a nap on the couch. “We’ll take a one hour power nap and then go down and join the party!” we proclaimed confidently. We set our timers and hastened off to slumberland. Then I woke up at 6ish, still in my dress, and realized we had slept through the entire reception. OF COURSE WE DID!

It was probably for the best because I was already at least two sheets to the wind and an additional 4 hours could have put me one or two sheets over the colloquialism. 

So I awoke, disappointed that I had missed the fun but happy that I at least hadn’t gotten into any trouble. 

This morning, my calves and feet hurt like I ran miles barefoot. I think it’s just from walking on sand for two days and battling the ridiculous undercurrent for the hour I stayed in the ocean. I quite literally had to run the entire time I was out there lest I be swept far, far away from my friends who were safely resting on the shore. 

Can I count that as a workout? I think yes. And my authority matters this weekend because I caught the bouquet. Muwaahahhaha!

Muscle soreness makes me giddy. Please excuse me. 🙂

Guess Who

I have done something active three days in a row. THREE. In no possible way am I exaggerating when I say this is a record. I have decided my biggest enemy when it comes to keeping up some sort of a routine is the phrase “rest day.” I can’t have rest days. If I give myself one rest day I will inevitably take three which will turn into “next week I’ll get back on track!” 

Tuesday I went to the gym for an hour. Did I do much? No. I ran a 10 minute 45 second mile. Took a catch-my-breath/water break. I did two more miles on the elliptical and 5 miles on the bike. I also did some random arm exercises with some teeny weeny weights. I hid in the corner so no one could judge me and my bright pink 2lb weights. lol

Wednesday me and Knox, the second love of my life, took a 2 mile walk/jog/run thing. I was sore from Tuesday which prevented me from wanting to do 3. Cop out. 

Yesterday I biked ten miles and did more arm exercises. No running for me! I had to read a long article for my class and needed my upper body to be stationary. I did go home and do some little dance/zumba-esque things to some of my favorite songs. On the way home from work I often make up really good work out routines to songs and then once I get home to try it out I always forget them and curse the day I was born. Regardless, It still works and feel like I hurt more from that 30 minutes than the whole hour I was in the actual gym. 

I reaalllllyyyy want to keep up the streak!

Having said this, I am going to a wedding this weekend on a beach in Florida with my bestest friends in the whole wide world from college. Because we will really only be on the beach for one day, I plan to make the most of it. We are leaving tonight after work at 5ish, driving the 6 hour drive down, passing out and waking up bright and early to get in as much sun and fun as we possibly can before the wedding which is early to mid-evening time. I will be with the bride all day too so I assume we will all end up having to get off the beach at about 3 or 4 so she can get showered, blow dried and curled before the big moment. I may attempt to do a brief walk/jog down the beach but I will be barefoot and possibly inebriated. It may very well not happen. Tis a small price to pay to the marriage gods. 

Sunday probably won’t happen at all thanks to being tired, maybe hungover, needing to get actual sleep, and needing to unpack and do laundry before our apartment smells like sweat and seaweed. 

Monday, however, will be epic. Beast mode even. Huzzah!

Happy Friday, folk. 

I Did Stuff!

Yesterday I felt like I needed to jump start this “I’m gonna do active stuff” kick. And I DID! AAHHHH! I ran/jogged/walked two miles, biked a mile and did some arm exercises because why not? I forgot my ear buds so I had a lot of time to think and I decided that I

A: Have no clue what to wear to run in November. I’m pretty sure some sort of moisture wicking something or other is necessary buuuuuttttt I want to make custom team shirts for me, mom and my aunt… and no one does that for a reasonable amount of money.

B: I don’t think I can modgepodge screen print on performance wear.

C: I am also starting to see lots of articles about people bringing gu or special jelly beans or salt packet, etc etc. Do I actually need that stuff or is it another one of those “you need this because we say you do and not because you actually do” types of things. Did sports companies have a industry wide board meeting to discuss how they don’t make enough money off of their customers because all we need is one outfit and some good shoes? Was the result of that meeting the realization that if they put jelly beans in a special package saying it would help you in races that they could make thousands of dollars? If so, it’s working because I want these magical jelly beans just to see what they do. I’m resisting because all the vegan/hippies/thifty folks say honey and salt packets work just as well. Well the fact that I need to bring anything other than water to put in my mouth during this race is news to me. 

D: Why don’t runners ever seem to be carrying anything? Keys? Water bottles? Magical jelly beans? Cell phones? Where do they put it all?! I thought I was 100% certain about buying a spibelt but then I read a review that said Galaxy S3’s don’t fit in them. UGH. 

E: What are shin splints and why does that seem to be the number one concern of everyone when they’re talking about possible problems during a race? 

F: Why can’t I eat cake and drink beer and still be able to train effectively. I eat a mountain of fruits and veggies but I LOVE cake and I LOVE beer. It’s not fair. I don’t think I’ll adhere to this rule. ROAR!

My Mom is a Beast!

And by beast I mean she can say to herself “I can do this!” in reference to literally anything and she gets it done. My mom was always active whereas I, like my father, preferred sedentary activities. Sure I played tennis but never competitively. I rode my bike but only to the pool or to a friends house less than a mile away. I tried to be a cheerleader but I never made the team. I tried to join the track team but I quickly discovered that I had a biological resistance to running. By this I mean that once my body starts to move quicker than a brisk walking speed, my lungs… no… my entire chest starts to shut down in its own little protest. My brain starts to get all muddled and my mouth goes dry and my motivation goes from 100% to 0% and I just stop. I should mention that, in addition to being an asthmatic I am always a serious self-naysayer. 

I ran *coughwalkedcough* my second Warrior Dash this past April and “I can’t” was my mantra. I finished but it wasn’t satisfying at all. Funnily enough I thoroughly enjoy the obstacles. If it was a 5K of straight obstacles instead of running with some obstacles thrown in there I think I would cut half an hour off my time. So really, my inability to enjoy the race isn’t about physical activity… it’s solely about running. 

Insert my mother who, in her mid-50s, decided to run her first half-marathon. She had already participated in some shorter races with her friends and she seemed to always be running or biking to train for something. At the time, it was just another race. I hadn’t even participated in a 5K so I didn’t fully understand what 13.1 miles entailed. Then I ran a 5K and someone said… just imagine doing that 3 more times and then some. Well I couldn’t imagine it. I immediately had a huge appreciation for what my mom had accomplished. Did she break any records? No. But she finished and she finished with a darn good time. 

Earlier this year she participated in her third half and she did it just over a month before she had to have surgery for a gnarly bone spur. My mom ran 13.1 miles on a foot that had decided to make her feel like she was perpetually stepping on the corner of a lego. 

Insert my 24 year old self with no desire to work out or do anything to better myself physically. If there was any shred of motivation to work out it was to look good in a bikini. However, as a size 4 (a very lumpy size 4 but a size 4) I could get away with stretching out on a towel and letting gravity give me an instant tummy tuck. Body image was not going to motivate me. I cared… but not enough to do anything about it. 

Then I learned about the Disney Princess Half-Marathon and I was instantly in love. I MUST DO IT! And so I set myself a goal. I shall make the most awesome costume and run the heck out of that race and I shall take pictures and I shall be happy and I’ll be the added bonus of a hot body while I’m at it. If my mom can do it at twice my age with a medical condition that would normally prevent a person from walking, let alone running, I could do it!

Then I saw the price. Cue the jaw drop. 

I can’t spend that kind of money on a race like that, coupled with the expense of driving to Orlando, getting a hotel for two nights, and getting a park pass for at least two days, without knowing if I could even finish. 

I put in a call to my mom who promised to hook me up with her relatively easy training program and we signed up for Rock n’Roll Savannah. My mom has ran this race twice. This one costs less than half of what the Disney Princess race costs AND it’s in my home town, a mere 4 hours away from Atlanta where I currently reside. 

After signing up I googled “half-marathon training programs” and blogs detailing half-marathon firsts and I bought a couple of groupons for fitness classes (because cross training was officially added to my lexicon) and I started dreaming about pulling out my jeans from 2006 and actually fitting my whole leg in them… 

Here I am on August 20th and I have ran a grand total of 4 times since signing up. I shouldn’t even be able to say I have a lack of motivation. I have a black hole sucking up any shred of motivation I might have had. I love food, I love video games, I love beer. I hate running. I have 81 days until the half-marathon. I keep telling myself that this will be the last week I can slack off but then next week comes and I’m back on the couch with a bad of salt & vinegar kettle cooked chips, a bud and a new game or a new tv show. 

I spent my night last night avoiding worthless homework assignments and googling “running a half-marathon with next to no training.” I came up with two posts that have perked up my motivation level ever so slightly.

1.http://www.seanogle.com/headline/how-to-run-marathon

2. http://www.nomeatathlete.com/50-lessons-running-streak/

Those blogs along with the knowledge that if I don’t start at least TRYING to meet my weekly goals I’ll end up holding my mom back (who has recently developed another medical condition that would typically put the average person out of commission) and that would be downright embarrassing. 

Don’t get me wrong. My mom is super woman and I’m not saying that I should be able to run faster than her… wait… yes I am. I SHOULD be able to run faster AND longer because I am over half her age younger and my only medical excuse is asthma which is so under control that I shouldn’t even mention it. (But I do because I’m a baby.) I just feel like I should be able to get on her level because I have age on my side and yet she can still run circles around me… in a cast. 

Notice how I’m not really even worrying about health side effects. Deep down I am but, as with most things that terrify me, I choose not to think about them. I need to. 

AND FINALLY! My boyfriend. The Clifton. I love him, but he is also a naysayer. He wasn’t in the beginning, but after 4 years of seeing me start up some random hobby or goal and failing miserably at following through… well… lets say he would love to see me succeed but he isn’t holding his breath. I want to prove that SOB wrong. 🙂 He works out all the time and, even though he doesn’t much like running either, he does it. He’s a champ. He pushes through the pain and has a very powerful “yes I can” attitude. I’ve been waiting patiently for it to rub off on me but it hasn’t yet. 

So here is why I am writing:

1. To put this wish out into the cosmos: I want to finish a half-marathon and I don’t want to die trying. 

2. Because I like writing! If I can somehow combine my love of writing with my hatred of running maybe a blog post every day/week will motivate me. No blogging unless I earn it with a run. 

3. Because I know I’m not the only one out there with the desire to achieve this kind of goal. 

4. Because I know I’m not the only one who commits to the even but can’t commit to the training. 

5. Because I want to be smexy. 

How will I do this?

1. RUN! 

2. Jog if I literally can’t run anymore.

3. Walk when all else fails.

4. Stop making excuses.

5. Start today. 

BOOM!